BEST HUSBANDOS DON’T EVEN TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND
lmao this is pretty much one of my weird headcanons of these two.
Anders picked up knitting after that banter in DA:A, just picture him knitting Ser Pounce a pair of booties. He drops it after going to Kirkwall, but once he and Hawke hooks up, he decides to knit him a sweater for some special occasion. Of course it turns out to be the most hideous thing Hawke’s ever seen, but he wears it anyway for Anders’ sake, which of course leads to Anderes knitting Hawke a matching mile long scarf.