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fuckyeahvarric:

This is what I apparently like to waste ten minutes on at almost 10 PM. XD

But this one is a little dirty and quite horribly parodies the ever popular “Jingle Bells.”

Enjoy!

Dwarven Sex


Dashing to the ‘Man

With naughty thoughts in mind

Gonna get a drink

And smack a dwarf’s behind

He cannot be romanced

It’s such a freaking shame

The only romance I ever want

Is with Varric in this game


Oh, dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say

Dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say


With all of my new Hawkes

I thought I’d have a chance

To speak to dear Varric

And get in to his pants

It’s sadly plain to see

From Bianca on his back

That no matter how I beg and plead

I can’t get him in the sack


Oh, dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say

Dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say


Oh, dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say

Dwarven sex, dwarven sex,

Dwarf sex all the way

Oh, all of the flirty things

I’d really like to say

Hercuhawke; I won’t say I’m in love

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autumnyte:

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kaja-in-the-sky:

 

 

If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No mage is worth the aggravation
That's forgotten memories, been there, done that!

*Dead*

BWAH!

Forever lawlz

OH MY GOD NOOO

(Source: kajainthesky)

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